Hugo’s Song

I don’t want anybody else.

When I think of Hugo, I touch myself. Oooooh!

(Sung to tune of The Divinyls “I Touch Myself”)

Harry’s Song

Here I am!

Rock me like Harry Kane!

(Sung to the tune of Scorpions “Rock you like a Hurricane”)

Kulu’s Song

There’s not a soul out there,

No one to hear my prayers,

Gimme, gimme, gimme a ginger from Sweden,

He came from Juventus,

And he plays on the wing.

Gimme, gimme, gimme a ginger from Sweden,

Number 21, His name is Kulusevski.

(Sung to the tune of Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by ABBA)